Friday, June 22, 2012

Let's Build a Snowman! We can call him our best friend!


Yes, I know that this post is horrendously overdue.  I think that in the melting Tennessee heat, it is time to post the next Bucket List Adventure that is all about SNOW!

December 2011, I trekked all the way up to Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  I know, right?!  Who goes TO Wisconsin in December?!  I had a mission.  To cross off another bucket list item.

32.  Build a snowman. (a real big one with a coat, carrot nose and top hat)

Background – I was born and raised in Georgia.  We had slush.  Even if you used all of the slush in the front and back yard, there was never enough for a full snowman!!

T&J knew that I was dying to make a snowman, so for my Christmas present they got me a snowman kit!!!  It had a tophat, eyes, smile, & carrot nose.  Best. Gift. Ever.

Well, as nature had it – the sky REFUSED to snow in Milwaukee the entire week I was there.  My wonderful friends, T&J, decided that the no snow situation was not acceptable.  We packed up in the car with Baby E and drove 2+ hours north of Mil. to a place the weather channel promised us would be plentiful d’snow.  I do not remember the actual city – but it was up there! The car ride consisted of us singing along to every guilty pleasure CD from college.  Lisa Loeb, Green Day, a variety of musicals.. and a few of J’s CDs that I was unfamiliar with, but very much enjoyed.  My favorite part of the trek was T, J, and I singing “Snow” from White Christmas over and over and over and over.  In case you are not fortunate enough to know this song (and even if you DO!), please watch below.   It really set the tone of our adventure! (feel free to play it in the background as you continue... to set the mood!)


After driving FOREEEEEEVER, getting a delicious lunch at Culvers, and an hour long excursion to a random Wal-Mart (had to give the kiddo some time to get the energy out!) – we made it to this tiny town in northern Wisconsin.  It was completely BLANKETED in snow!!  Delicious.  We found a random park right in the middle of town and parked.  We put on as many layers as possible, coats, gloves, hats, scarves – you name it, we wore it.  

As soon as I was appropriately dressed – I ran out into the middle of the park Maria Von Trapp style and was singing, “Snow!Snow!Snow!Snow!”
The rest of the Smith family soon followed.  Baby E loved the snow experience, playing on the playground and running so hard he plopped face first into the white stuff.  

J and I decided that we would go walk on the lake.  J has done this many times before, but this was my first time ever SEEING a lake that was frozen over.  We cautiously walked out into the middle of the lake… ok, J RAN… I shuffled.  I was a little sad because a picture of me walking on a lake would look just like me standing in a field of white.  Luckily, we spotted some ice-fisherman down the way and went over for a visit.  We took some pictures by the holes just to prove that yes, indeed, we were in the middle of a lake. :)

The sad part to our story – the snow was not appropriate for building.  It was pure powder.  We couldn’t even make snowballs to have a little SB fight.  I tried many times to make a snowman, but it just wouldn’t hold.  So, instead I drew a masterpiece of a snowman on the ground.  I decorated him with my kit.  As we were leaving, I decided to leave all of the SM Kit pieces at the park so a little kid would come up and be able to reuse them.  To that next child – I hope you made something awesome!

After our amazing park experience and we were all frozen, we drove down to Appleton, WI to visit our friends Stacie and Scott.  It was surreal – we are ALL GA folks and were somehow eating Chinese takeout in Wisconsin?!  Weird.  We had a fantastic time with S&S, but the time came for us to head back to Milwaukee.  It was New Year’s Eve, after all!!  We wanted to be able to settle down and ring in the new year in style.  Apparently, that style meant T & me collapsing on the bed and J collapsing on the floor and we all barely woke up for midnight.  Playing in the snow wears you out!  They say that whatever you are doing at midnight will set the tone for the coming year.  Let’s just say that I was in the company of two of my closest friends.  Who could ask for more? :D

I was in Mil. for about a week.  Spent my birthday there, too! We had an amazing time just hanging out.  The most interesting adventure was when T & I went shopping one night to find her a cocktail dress for a party. The store refused to let me in the dressing room with her.  They MADE me sit out in the hallway.  Dude, they are DRESSES.  She needed help zipping them up.  So she had to come out half dressed the entire time. Oy.  What did she think we were going to do in there…. ??? In other news,  I made a delicious thai dinner for the family one night, watched the kiddo so they could have a date night, made crepes for new year’s day breakfast, and we made an amazing new year’s day dinner to bring us all luck.  Speaking of luck, guess what started to happen as we left for the airport.  Snow.  Of course.  

Oh well, I could not have asked for a better trip!  Below are a huge load of pictures that describe our fun better than any story could. :) Enjoy!

I present to you... Baby E!  Stylishly dressed in a penguin hat, 1 mitten, and a diaper.

 So, remember that thai dinner I made for them... apparently they took a picture of me.  See how good of a multi-tasker I am?!  Oven mitt, child, stirring the quinoa, and jamming out to Tegan and Sara.  I am amazing.


 All ready with my Snowman Kit - it was COLD! I put my TN sweatshirt on OVER my coat. I also had on two scarves. Don't judge.

Did I mention that it was COLD?!

T and me.  We were college roomies at GCSU- aren't we adorable?

 The Smith family - Baby E (the limp noodle), J, & T

This is one of the many times I was probably squealing with delight at something. 

Jaunting.

Terri was trying to make a snow angel... I claimed her instead.

I finally left her alone to complete her angel.

This was the random middle-of-nowhere town we found.

A hole in the ice!!!  I was walking on a LAKE!

I was very very scared that I was going to go crashing through the ice Little Women style and die.

J would not accept that and made me get closer... this was my terrified-I-am-going-to-die-I-hate-you face.

Jesse was not scared in the least.

I was WALKING on WATER!!!  Like Jesus.

Baby E playing.

I snuck a pic of the whole family!

My snowman.  Isn't he pretty... er, handsome?

 Showing off my masterpiece!

 T helped!!!




In the car after we de-layered.  Apparently Terri's face didn't really want to be in the shot.

Baby E loved playing in Scott's shoes!


Nala!

Everyone pet the kitty...

Favorite part of the night... Jesse doing a headstand, Baby E would come and poke his finger in J's bellybutton which would then cause J to come crashing down trying desperately NOT to land on his child.



Helping Baby E to do his own headstand!

Well, there you have it folks... SNOWMAN!!!

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Go Back To High School....


As Frankie Avalon told Frenchie in Grease… it’s time to go back to High School.  

I was looking over my bookcases this past weekend and came across my high school yearbooks.  I went into my Jr. year (1998) book and had a ball reading all of the entries written by my friends.  They range from the quintessential “It’s great knowing you, have a great summer!” to the EPIC 2 pagers written by your best friends.  I came across one written by my friend Kelley – that spans the largest available space in the book and she crammed something in every blank. It was so amazing and made me so happy to re-read it, that I HAD to post it here.  

Let me give you a little background on Kelley’s and my relationship.  Kel moved to Watkinsville, GA in my sophomore year(?!) I think… she was a freshman – one year behind me.  (or were we soph/jr?)  She and I became very close through the drama program at our school and our insane mutual obsession with the musical RENT.  We may or may not have called each other Maureen (me) and Mimi (Kel). Now – let me just state that RENT was the iconic musical of my youth.  I bought it the day it came out in 1996 and holed myself up in my room and listened to it over and over.  I had a cassette of it in my car and soon ALL of my friends knew every part.  When 6 of us would pack into my car, we all sang our respective parts – I, of course, sang Mark. ;)

Anywho, back to Kelley and me.  She and I became very close. I could tell her anything and she was actually one of the first people I came out to in my teens. I drove her home after school, hung out at her house over the weekend, I even went to one of her dance recitals on the night of my prom! She integrated into our group like she had been there forever.  We created “scary home movies”… put on scenes of RENT in her living room (one included her falling off of her 2nd floor balcony to the living room below during an amazing rendition of "Out Tonight") and was all around an amazing friend.  

When I went off to college and then traveled around the country, Kelley remained in Athens, GA.  Although we do not see each other except for every few years, I will always consider her one of my best life friends – because I know she will always be there – past, present, future.  Friends like that are hard to find. 

I present to you… 

the EPIC POST of 1998
*drum roll*




(left page)
“My Maureen!
I just came to say you’re online with the feline! How do you measure, measure a year? 525,600 minutes, movies and discos, sleepovers and bowls of popcorn, in hair braids and staying up all night. In 525,600 minutes how do you measure a year in the life? Measure it in love. At Shoney’s and roadtrips and chugging Dr. Publix, in pizza and kittens. In strip teases and falling on my butt.  In 525, 600 minutes, how do you measure a year between friends? This semester was quite an interesting one. I love you with all my heart and you if you ever need me, I’m always here, no matter where we are geographically.  I’ll miss you next year and I wish you didn’t have to go so soon.  But, anything you feel the need to come back, my door is always open, along with my infamous window, my garage, and the trap door under my house! I could get all sappy on you and tell you how wonderful you are and how much you mean to me, but then I’d be the weepy over-emotional MiMi you’ve grown to know.  So I refuse to start leaking all over your yearbook! So here’s the plan: We get out of college with our art degrees and we’re going to move to Greenwich Village in a 1-bedroom apartment completely covered in Broadway posters, especially ones of Adam Pascal.  People will be confused.  Then we will withdraw into our apartment as we decise a plan to become the Mrs.’s Pascal’s.  Finally, when the time is right and everything has been settled ::evil laugh:: we will kidnap and clone him and raise Adam-Servants!!! Ok, I’m sorry, I got carried away again.  But it’s still a good idea!  Don’t forget us in college.  And take me to college parties! I love you , Maureen!
 The Tango Maureen – Pookie!, Boogie Nights, “Uh-huh!” “Moo with me! C’mon, moo with me!”, Maureen, “would you like my candle?”, Adam Pascal! Yum…, “Without you, the ground thaws. The rain falls. The grass grows. Without you, the hand gropes. The ear hears. The legs walk. But, without you, I die”
(right page)
And just to be a pain, I am going to steal this page too. Because I can. Because I’m MiMi AND because I’m your tightest sophomore friend (along with Shannon… and Kim… and Aaron.. and…) Remember no guy is worth your time, so even if you get all caught up in a relationship, it’s your real friends who are going to stick by you and listen to you when you get down and out over the opposite sex (not like you’ve EVER had to listen to me whine!) My… that was about as sarcastic as I can get!
Meow!
To days of Inspiration ::Drama!:: playing hookie ::giggles:: Making something outta nothing ::homework & projects I never did:: The need to Express ::calling all teary over -----:: to communicate! To going against the grain! ::us not being like anyone:: Going insane! ::already there!:: Going Maaaaaad! ::There too!:: To any passing fad! ::Leopard skin, braiding hair, hood of Aaron’s car, RENT chasing, Becky, road trips… purple, kitties, tank tops!:: To being an US for once instead of a THEM! La Vie Boheme! 
This lovely quote sums up the high school years!
Now on that happy note my dear, I must depart leaving you with these words of wisdom (::giggles:: Kelley?! Wise?!?)
I love you!
Love Always,
Kelley H----, aka MiMi
There was space here, so I’m going to fill it by saying TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME!, Banisters, Charlie’s Angels, Mmmm…. Tasty…. Anthony Rapp!”

Well, there you have it.  The most epic and amazing yearbook post ever written. I can't believe that was 14 years ago!!

Kell – I love you with all of my Rent-loving heart… which is saying a lot. ;)
Here are some pics of Kelley, me and some of our friends… plus maybe a yearbook photo or two! ;)


 What would High School be like WITHOUT the ever-loving Charlie's Angels picture?  Taken after one of the Disco Nights put on by the Drama Club
(L-R: Kelley, Me, Emily)

 A ridiculous poster created by us at Kelley's house at one of our All-Nighter sleepovers.  I wish I still looked that "awake" after 48 hours of no sleep!! (Although... I *was* 16!)

 We loved taking photos like this... trying to cram all of our faces into one shot... nice lips, Kel. 
(L-R: Emily, Me, Kelley)

 We had a mini-reunion in 2004... Here's Mary and Kelley!

 Do not ask me why my bra is on the dog's head and not on me... because I could not tell you...

 Again with the cramming faces! 
(clockwise: Mary, Kelley, Me, Emily)

 Going through old photos at our mini-reunion!
(L-R: Mary, me, Kelley, Emily)

 And yes... this was my final high school yearbook photo. 
I look like the year was 1972 - ha.  The hippie of Watkinsville, GA. :)
Glad to see one of my besties, Emily, right above me... ;)